Kuch Khaas Hai...

* If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.


* If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ugly blame your doctor.


* I was born intelligent - education ruined me.


* Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?


* If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?


* Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.


* How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?


* Money is not the only thing, it's everything.


* Save water. Shower with your girl friend.


* Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.


* Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


* Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.


* The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.


* Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.


* Love is photogenic, It needs darkness to develop.


* "Your future depends on your dreams", So go to sleep.


* "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk !


* "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours !


* God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.


* When two's company, three's the result !


* A dress is like a barbed fence, It protects the premises without restricting the view


* The more you learn, the more you know,the more you know, the more you forget the more you forget, the less you know, So.. why learn.

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